Get reincarnated as a chicken. (Fifty million eggs are laid in Britain every day).

Pretend you're a brick.

Make improper suggestion to your boss, and get laid off work.

Pick a fight with a professional boxer, and get laid out in the ring.

Expose yourself, and get laid bare.

Author a White Paper, and get laid before Parliament.

Become a Rastafarian, and get laid back.

Pull in to a lay-by.

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